Crunch­ber­ries Are Not Real, Judge Says
“On May 21, a judge of the U.S. Dis­trict Court for the East­ern Dis­trict of Cal­i­for­nia dis­missed a com­plaint filed by a woman who said she had pur­chased “Cap’n Crunch with Crunch­ber­ries” because she believed “crunch­ber­ries” were real fruit.”

Con­ser­v­a­tives Are More Eas­ily Dis­gusted
“Morals and dis­gust are inter­twined. Research ear­lier this year found that peo­ple react sim­i­larly to dis­gust­ing pho­tographs by curl­ing the upper lip and wrin­kling the nose. When judg­ing behav­ior, our dis­gust can actu­ally make us feel phys­i­cally sick.”

Snake Bite Chicken “Off the Menu“
“China’s health author­i­ties are reported to be putting a stop to restau­rants serv­ing chick­ens which have been bit­ten to death by poi­so­nous snakes.”

Chew On This: Gum May Be Good For Body, Mind
“If you’re look­ing to curb your appetite and improve your mem­ory, you’re prob­a­bly exer­cis­ing, eat­ing health­ier foods and try­ing to get some sleep.

Those things are all good, but maybe you should try chomp­ing on a stick of sugar-free gum. ”

Search  Term: “Jughead’s Hat“
Just the kind of obses­sive, com­pul­sive atten­tion to detail that makes the inter­net great.

Nacho Wal­let
It’s my wallet.